Total Medals Earned: 328 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,580 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 47/48 (495/500 points)
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Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/460 points)
Medals Earned: 10/60 (90/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 62/76 (890/1,200 points)
Medals Earned: 23/42 (215/485 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (75/500 points)
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Win game with 20 points or more
Find the 3 hidden stars
won game with 30 points or more
Won the game with all right answers
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Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
We need robots
You're too good for us
Too smart
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Check out the credits page.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Check out some of the art galleries.
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Absorb some elemental damage.
Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
Learn the first of many new skills.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Find an unscannable secret foe.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
Find all of your missing party members.
Unlock all summon creatures.
Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Beat the game and save the world.
Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
